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Walleye Tits

Girl who's nipples are pointed outward, not strait forward, similar to the eyes on a walleye (fish).
Brandon: hey man. that trim I had last night had walleye tits!

Sam: eww sick dude!

Brandon: ya but she's a great lay. I did her doggie cuz I wasen't sure which one to look at when I was on top!
by Socata December 9, 2008
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Minong Foreplay

A smack in the mouth, across the face, or in the stomach. Usually followed by make-up sex or a simple grudge fuck.
Josh smacked his baby's momma in the mouth, she liked the Minong Foreplay, so they fucked.
by Socata January 13, 2008
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New Jersey Hot Pack

when your traped in the back country snowmobling or skiing. if your cold you can shit your pants to stay warm.
Kyle gave himself a New Jersey Hot Pack when he got lost in the forest.
by Socata December 4, 2007
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Chimney Effect

This occurs when you drop ass while wearing heavy clothing or coverall type clothing. The stench dosent escape throught the fabric. It travels up and vents out around your neck like smoke out a chimney.
Ace: Did you just drop ass in your Flightsuit?

Goose: Ya, I'm waiting for the Chimney Effect.
by Socata September 5, 2007
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Stay At Home Girlfriend

A long term girlfriend who stays at your home. Similar to a stay at home mom or a housewife, with the exception that your not married & have no children. She cooks, cleans, plays with the dog, watches TV & fucks the shit out of ya when you come home. Typicly has the occasional part-time job, just to break up the boredom.

This does not mean some Gold digger or Skank who shacks up with you for a month or two, always bouncing from bed to bed with the frequency of a cheap Ham Radio.

The Stay At Home Girlfriend arrangement works as such: You pay all the bills & give her shoping money. She maintains your household & provides sexual favors. Works quite well really.
by Socata January 2, 2009
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Dry Diaper Syndrome

Condition resulting from consuming a large meal and then siting down to watch TV. Sometimes shortend to just 'Dry Diaper'
Full belly, Dry diaper, nap time.

Comes from feeding a baby and then puting them down for a nap in a fresh dry diaper.
M2: oh man, that was a good meal, now I've got Dry Diaper Syndrome.
by Socata September 7, 2007
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Libyans!

1) Phrase to be spoken in a loud voice anytime one spots a Volkswagon micro bus. Referance to 'Back to the Future' when Marty and Doc are attacked by a Volkswagon bus full of pissed-off Libyans with automatic weapons. (Doc had used the Plutonium they had given him to build a bomb to power his Delorian. He gave them back a bomb casing full of pinball parts)
No further notice is to be taken of the vehicle UNLESS it actualy filled with gun toting arabs, or if it has Libyan licence plates, or a bumper sticker stating 'My kid is an honor roll student at Tripoli Highschool'

2) Libyans have vast quantites of oil & plutonium. UN sanctions were lifted and in December 2003 Lybia announced that it would abandon programs to build weapons of mass destruction. They were also responsible for the bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 over Scotland.
1) LIBYANS!!!!

2) shifty arabs
by Socata September 7, 2007
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