statchy

Statutory rape. Sex with a minor. Phrase coined by Crustified Dibbs in the track "Statchy."

She told me she was 18 and now I'm doing a 2-5 bid for statchy.

by crustnuts November 30, 2009

Statchat

A statchat is when people have a full-blown conversation on the status of your Facebook or other social networking account. Usually started by a dispute or argument.

Jon: "What?! 56 new notifications?"
Alex: "Must be another statchat..."

by Xunzi December 1, 2009

Starchy

When someone's personality is overtly bland or unappealing. They enjoy doing some of the most boring activities you could imagine. They also tend to kill jokes before you finish them because they possess little to no sense of humor whatsoever. They are the color gray in human form.

Tom: I was reviewing my stock portfolio yesterday and Harry told me I should invest in AAH instead of Carter-West. Its like he's never seen their market projections lol.
Ryan: Holy shit you are starchy?

by FettyWapsLeftEye August 10, 2017

Skatchy

A cross between sketchy and shady. Used to describe weird or strange happenings.

Girl 1: Do you see that creeper staring at us over there?
Girl 2: Oh my god he's so skatchy!

by hoodoomuse March 3, 2011

stanchy

A form in which someone looks dirty or smells raunchy

aka: someone who smells and looks like puke

“That bitch smells disgusting “

“ yeah man she’s stanchy “

by A&Ainc. January 29, 2018

Starchy

Over-the-top uptight; rigid; overall lame ass.

Cory is a starchy ass bitch.

by MemeMasterC November 17, 2016

Snatchy McSnatcherson

Someone who grabs something very hastily.

At the drive-thru Snatchy McSnatcherson grabbed his take-out bag of Big Macs and took off like a bat out of hell.

by JaneLuvsTarzan January 23, 2009