Hartily is a name given to a kid with a great future. His/her life will be great and they will be bitchin' everyone that comes in their way. Hartily is a great person, but when provoked, your life will be a nightmare, you better hide when you see him/her coming to you after you provoke them. Hartily is great with retribution.
De hartily is a bitch and yes they're a bitch because they don't owe you anything
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).