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stachetory rape 

an aggressive mustache ride given to an unwilling partner
Sharon accused Tom of stachetory rape after he pulled her on to his face.

statuatory rape 

Yeah, she WANTED to have sex with you, butt, she's only 15. If word gets around, you could go to prison for statuatory rape you fucktard!
statuatory rape by Sex Ed December 1, 2006

statutory rape 

n. the legal concept that someone 18 or older having sex with someone younger than 18 is committing a felony. Members of NAMBLA advocate committing this with young boys, apparently. Even less than 100 years ago, it was common for men to marry teen girls as young as 13. I guess all those men committed statutory rape.
John is 18 and Jane is 17, and John was arrested and put in jail and now is a convicted felon even though Jane married him on her 18th birthday. What a crazy country we live in.
statutory rape by fizzle April 5, 2004

statutory rape 

The act of fucking someone who is under 18 (When your 18+) - quite ILLEGAL and common in USA. Quite LEGAL and common in Japan.
Need I say more?........................
statutory rape by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004

Snatchitory Rape 

Yes, guys usually take advantage of girls, but this is the opposite. Also, relatable to situations when that certain friend doesn't want to admit to the previous night's blunder.
Friend 1: hey suit, you sleep with that girl last night?
Friend 2: not exactly sure.
Friend 1: ah, we got ourselves a snatchitory rape case.

Statutory Rape 

When the government treats teenagers like children by punishing anyone over the age of 18 who has sex with someone under 18
He was 18. She was 17. They had sex. He went to prison for statutory rape. They got back together when he was released a year later.
Statutory Rape by Rasnodar December 8, 2010
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Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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