Princess

An antiquated male idea of the perfect woman

I deliberately chose not to make the heroine of my new story a princess, because that would be conforming to obsolete stereotypes

by Rasnodar March 19, 2011

Statutory Rape

When the government treats teenagers like children by punishing anyone over the age of 18 who has sex with someone under 18

He was 18. She was 17. They had sex. He went to prison for statutory rape. They got back together when he was released a year later.

by Rasnodar December 08, 2010

cell phone

Proof that we are living in the future

Time traveler from the 1970s: Why are all these people talking to themselves?

Teenager in the present day: They're talking on cell phones, duh.

by Rasnodar February 28, 2011

Teletubbist

Someone who campaigns against anti-teletubby discrimination.

The news headline said "Prominent teletubbist leads march for teletubby rights"

by Rasnodar December 25, 2010

little kid

The most annoying thing in the universe

I have to get away from that little kid! He's driving me crazy!

by Rasnodar April 26, 2011

Epic meal time

An inherent contradiction.

Dave thought that he was having an epic meal time, but he was wrong because eating is not epic.

by Rasnodar October 21, 2012

accreditation

A way for the government to tell people which school to go to.

My parents want me to go to this school because of its accreditation.

by Rasnodar February 22, 2011