Definitions by Rasnodar

just friends 

When a man and a woman care about each other and spend a lot of time together, but neither of them wants sex.

Contrary to popular opinion, this does happen.

Ryan: Have you and Sarah done it yet?

John: No, and we never will. We're just friends.

just friends by Rasnodar January 2, 2015

Epic meal time 

An inherent contradiction.

Dave thought that he was having an epic meal time, but he was wrong because eating is not epic.

Epic meal time by Rasnodar October 21, 2012

little kid 

The most annoying thing in the universe

I have to get away from that little kid! He's driving me crazy!

little kid by Rasnodar April 26, 2011

Princess

An antiquated male idea of the perfect woman

I deliberately chose not to make the heroine of my new story a princess, because that would be conforming to obsolete stereotypes

Princess by Rasnodar March 19, 2011

cell phone 

Proof that we are living in the future

Time traveler from the 1970s: Why are all these people talking to themselves?

Teenager in the present day: They're talking on cell phones, duh.

cell phone by Rasnodar February 28, 2011

accreditation

A way for the government to tell people which school to go to.

My parents want me to go to this school because of its accreditation.

accreditation by Rasnodar February 22, 2011

Statutory Rape Victim 

Someone slightly over the age of consent who goes to jail for having sex with someone slightly under the age of consent.

He went to prison for having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 19, so he's a statutory rape victim, not a real criminal.

Statutory Rape Victim by Rasnodar January 18, 2011