stassis 

stassis
sta⋅ssis stoh-siez
-noun

A mole, particularly one of the many that rested on Aristotle Onassis' face, back and genital region. An interesting fact regarding stassises is that they were said to be alive - some might even go so far as to say, self-aware! There was much controversy surrounding the handling of Onassis' corpse during the autopsy, due to the suspicion that these dark protrusions,(now known as stassises) possessed an element of life long after his heart had stopped. In a highly reputable, and not-so-easily-debunked study, the esteemed metaphysicist, Tom Cruise, gave reports of faint, yet distinguishable exclamations jetting forward from these tiny moles. They were reported to have spoken in complete sentences, yelping such ridiculous claims as, "we are the the reincarnation of Onassis" or, "I am the resurrection of Aristotle Onassis!"

Tom Cruise pressed a scalpel to one of dozens of stassises on Onassis' cold, decomposing buttock; the one labeled "Chris." The slightest cry issued forward - a squeak - a plea to anyone who would listen: "I am (chriss) stassis, the next Onassis!"

stassis by Jerry Tzanetatos February 13, 2009

Car Stasis 

Car stasis is the state of immobility one experiences while sitting in the car, ten feet from the front door, after a long day. Variations include tub stasis, bed stasis and floor stasis.

Callie sure had a long day at work. She wanted to hang out with the cat but couldn't get out of the car. It was a severe case if car stasis.

Car Stasis by The Cash Money Taco April 15, 2013

stassie 

1. Cupcake slut.
2. Drunken teacher.

e.g. that bumbling stassie just face planted in the school cafeteria.

stassie by bitches be laughin' January 10, 2014

Status Stasis

When a person's Facebook status hasn't changed over a long period of time, causing their friends to wonder what has happened to them.

Guy: What's with the digital ghost routine? You were totes in Status Stasis.

Girl: My Dell's TFBUNDY, I dropped my cell in my chai, and there's a Net Nanny at work. Could be weeks before I can update it.

Guy: So everyone's gonna think you're crunked at the Inn Between for the rest of the month? Sucks to be you.

Status Stasis by Beelzebub Jones March 22, 2011

radio stasis 

A state of prolonged immobility caused by great radio. When a driver has arrived at his destination, but is mentally unable to get out of the car until the song or program has finished.

Is Jim home yet?

Yes and no. He's been in radio stasis in the driveway for the last 5 minutes.

radio stasis by david Somers March 11, 2007

historical stasis 

To live in a time when nothing of importance or significance seems to happen. Symptoms of living in a historical stasis include addiction to the Internet, magazines, and television news programs.

Compared to the exciting and sometimes volatile 1960s, the 1970s was a period of historical stasis.

historical stasis by Johnny Z. Styles May 31, 2010

Starsism

A Starsism is a term used for a pervy, sex-related comment made by From Beyond The Stars, more commonly known as Stars. The phrase was coined on the Zeldapedia IRC channel, where Stars is a frequent member. A Starsism is normally made at a perfectly innocent comment, which the Starsism twists and warps. Also, see Starring

"The only thing between me and Zraliv is a ten foot pole with spikes"
"You're dick is ten foot long?! With spikes!? What are you, feline?"
"...I just knew you were going to Starsism that. YOUR CORRUPTIVE INFLUENCE IS CORRUPTING"

Starsism by Asycath April 15, 2010