Stasis7

Prickly bastard who likes to flame circle jerking fucktards who post shitty threads.

Stasis7 crapped the thread.

by ArsHole August 22, 2003

Car Stasis

Car stasis is the state of immobility one experiences while sitting in the car, ten feet from the front door, after a long day. Variations include tub stasis, bed stasis and floor stasis.

Callie sure had a long day at work. She wanted to hang out with the cat but couldn't get out of the car. It was a severe case if car stasis.

by The Cash Money Taco April 15, 2013

Status Stasis

When a person's Facebook status hasn't changed over a long period of time, causing their friends to wonder what has happened to them.

Guy: What's with the digital ghost routine? You were totes in Status Stasis.

Girl: My Dell's TFBUNDY, I dropped my cell in my chai, and there's a Net Nanny at work. Could be weeks before I can update it.

Guy: So everyone's gonna think you're crunked at the Inn Between for the rest of the month? Sucks to be you.

by Beelzebub Jones March 22, 2011

radio stasis

A state of prolonged immobility caused by great radio. When a driver has arrived at his destination, but is mentally unable to get out of the car until the song or program has finished.

Is Jim home yet?

Yes and no. He's been in radio stasis in the driveway for the last 5 minutes.

by david Somers March 11, 2007

historical stasis

To live in a time when nothing of importance or significance seems to happen. Symptoms of living in a historical stasis include addiction to the Internet, magazines, and television news programs.

Compared to the exciting and sometimes volatile 1960s, the 1970s was a period of historical stasis.

by Johnny Z. Styles May 31, 2010

stasis

When a girl displays signs showing interest in you, but says she's not interested in a relationship right now. Basically, means you are still on the radar, but she's averse to a committed relationship. Also means that you can't seek other women, because you will seem shallow and flighty. Mentally draining situation.

guy 1: "dude did she say yes?"

guy 2: "she was flattered, super nice, and has been showing signs of interest, but can't commit to a relationship"

guy 1: "you're officially in stasis bro"

by bigdeezy June 11, 2012

Stasisphobia

The fear of realizing an action which consequence turns out irreversible.

It provokes me stasisphobia to even think about asking her out

by Plath E. June 30, 2019