Shassis
Shassis by SnoofyTheLad July 17, 2021
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shashisesquipedalianism
An author's tendency to find and use the longest and weirdest words in the dictionary by means of android apps and/or google to impress readers and listeners .
Guy 1: What do you think of the words 'Floccinaucinihilipilification" and "hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia", used by Shashi Tharoor while introducing his latest book "The Paradoxical Prime Minister "?
Guy 2: I'd say it's a case of shashisesquipedalianism.
Guy 2: I'd say it's a case of shashisesquipedalianism.
shashisesquipedalianism by vaultimor November 8, 2018
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Shassis • Sassism • Shashish • Sassisfaction • Shamsistan • shashisesquipedalianism • shassian • shassie • Shassing • slassisut
Shamsistan
A rare species of persio-afghan homosapien(homosexual) which thrives on the unreachable dream of attaining sexual pleasure
Shamsistan by shamshoom April 19, 2020
slassisut
A submissive slut who does it all in bed, is subservient, super hot, doesn't care that you're married, and has an awesome down-to-earth personality. Outside of the bedroom, she's very classy and intelligent and someone you can easily be friends with. Inside the bedroom, she'll do her best to please her Daddy.
As Nick was showering, Beatrice was preparing to send him off with a sandwich and juicebox. When Nick came out of the shower and saw his slut waiting with a smile and his food, he thought to himself, "damn, I'm one lucky motherfucker. She sucked my cock, licked my ass, got on all fours for me to fuck her, hung out with me afterwards, and now cooked for me...AND she's fucking HOT! She's not just some slut. She's a slassisut!"
Sassism
When Policy decisions are made deliberately precluding humility, empathy and humanism. Sass as in the family famous for Nazi Collusion and upstart behaviour that was devoid of Ethics but charged with ambition.
The principle stated the disabled student could not have a ramp for their wheelchair, until they proved with the correct paperwork they were actually disabled, and thus the Sassism made it impossible for the wheelchair bound student to access the educational facility.
Sassism by Listening Ear March 29, 2023
stassis
stassis
sta⋅ssis stoh-siez
-noun
A mole, particularly one of the many that rested on Aristotle Onassis' face, back and genital region. An interesting fact regarding stassises is that they were said to be alive - some might even go so far as to say, self-aware! There was much controversy surrounding the handling of Onassis' corpse during the autopsy, due to the suspicion that these dark protrusions,(now known as stassises) possessed an element of life long after his heart had stopped. In a highly reputable, and not-so-easily-debunked study, the esteemed metaphysicist, Tom Cruise, gave reports of faint, yet distinguishable exclamations jetting forward from these tiny moles. They were reported to have spoken in complete sentences, yelping such ridiculous claims as, "we are the the reincarnation of Onassis" or, "I am the resurrection of Aristotle Onassis!"
sta⋅ssis stoh-siez
-noun
A mole, particularly one of the many that rested on Aristotle Onassis' face, back and genital region. An interesting fact regarding stassises is that they were said to be alive - some might even go so far as to say, self-aware! There was much controversy surrounding the handling of Onassis' corpse during the autopsy, due to the suspicion that these dark protrusions,(now known as stassises) possessed an element of life long after his heart had stopped. In a highly reputable, and not-so-easily-debunked study, the esteemed metaphysicist, Tom Cruise, gave reports of faint, yet distinguishable exclamations jetting forward from these tiny moles. They were reported to have spoken in complete sentences, yelping such ridiculous claims as, "we are the the reincarnation of Onassis" or, "I am the resurrection of Aristotle Onassis!"
Tom Cruise pressed a scalpel to one of dozens of stassises on Onassis' cold, decomposing buttock; the one labeled "Chris." The slightest cry issued forward - a squeak - a plea to anyone who would listen: "I am (chriss) stassis, the next Onassis!"
stassis by Jerry Tzanetatos February 13, 2009
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