5 definitions by Beelzebub Jones
When a person's Facebook status hasn't changed over a long period of time, causing their friends to wonder what has happened to them.
Guy: What's with the digital ghost routine? You were totes in Status Stasis.
Girl: My Dell's TFBUNDY, I dropped my cell in my chai, and there's a Net Nanny at work. Could be weeks before I can update it.
Guy: So everyone's gonna think you're crunked at the Inn Between for the rest of the month? Sucks to be you.
Girl: My Dell's TFBUNDY, I dropped my cell in my chai, and there's a Net Nanny at work. Could be weeks before I can update it.
Guy: So everyone's gonna think you're crunked at the Inn Between for the rest of the month? Sucks to be you.
by Beelzebub Jones March 7, 2011
Still being checked into a location via foursquare, Yelp!, FB, etc. after you've already gone to another location without checking in there, causing friends who show up expecting you where you're still checked in disappointed.
Romulus: We totally tipped the chariot to get to the Forum, and Augustus is already fourgone.
Remus: It's just common courtesy to check out. Bastard. Let's head to the Coliseum instead. Says Octavio is checked in there.
Romulus: Unless he's already fourgone, too.
Remus: It's just common courtesy to check out. Bastard. Let's head to the Coliseum instead. Says Octavio is checked in there.
Romulus: Unless he's already fourgone, too.
by Beelzebub Jones August 3, 2011
Those of us with better things to do who have had to endure the over-the-top exuberance, fake royal names, betting on trivialities such as who would cry first, and endless tittering chatter of Anglophiles, Royalists, Loyalists, Fashinazis, and other Wedding Groupies in the run-up to William and Kate’s Royal Wedding.
Royalist: Did you hear, they have Kate's mother at 8-to-5 to be the one who cried first.
Anglophile: Yeah, well my Royal name according to E! is Lord William Paul Puss-Puss-Boston-Post.
Wedding Groupie: I will be drinking mimosas and eating toad in the hole with my friends when it's on.
The Royally Screwéd: Didn't we fight a revolution like 225 years ago to avoid this crap?
Anglophile: Yeah, well my Royal name according to E! is Lord William Paul Puss-Puss-Boston-Post.
Wedding Groupie: I will be drinking mimosas and eating toad in the hole with my friends when it's on.
The Royally Screwéd: Didn't we fight a revolution like 225 years ago to avoid this crap?
by Beelzebub Jones April 29, 2011
When working your way up the corporate ladder, the vindictive boss who blocks your promotion into a position where you would finally have a stake in the company.
I was on the fast track at Enormoco until I was put into Gene's department, and he proved to be a real stock blocker, never giving me the management position I deserved.
by Beelzebub Jones October 16, 2009
The act of cc'ing your boss and the boss of the person you're sending an email so that those in higher paygrades are made aware that either:
a) it is actually you who are doing all the work; or
b) you are not the person responsible for screwing up the project they've assigned to you.
a) it is actually you who are doing all the work; or
b) you are not the person responsible for screwing up the project they've assigned to you.
a) Tammy is being a real co-worthless. I've spent the last week cranking out the quarterlies, and she's become the office placebo, making everyone think she's doing all of my work. I've started c.c.y.a.'ing our bosses with everything I complete so she can't take credit for any of it.
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b) Jimbicile is completely fubar'd. He emailed the report to PMIP today with their name misspelled as PIMP throughout the entire document. I hit reply to tell him this, and I did a c.c.y.a. to make sure he didn't try to be a screwtard during the blame storm that's sure to come.
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b) Jimbicile is completely fubar'd. He emailed the report to PMIP today with their name misspelled as PIMP throughout the entire document. I hit reply to tell him this, and I did a c.c.y.a. to make sure he didn't try to be a screwtard during the blame storm that's sure to come.
by Beelzebub Jones August 24, 2010