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(noun, singular) the provision of a blowjob given by a short person to a tall person, such that both parties are standing at the time.
That girl is really cute, but kind of short; she'd definitely give a good standjob.
by Beauty Salon June 07, 2009
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Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.
Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...
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There was a period of time in my life where I could only jerk off while standing in front of a mirror. Thus I coined the term "stand job".
by K to tha G beotch June 28, 2021
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