Standjob

(noun, singular) the provision of a blowjob given by a short person to a tall person, such that both parties are standing at the time.

That girl is really cute, but kind of short; she'd definitely give a good standjob.

by Beauty Salon June 7, 2009

Sandjobable

A girl you would get a sandjob from but not have sex with.

I ain’t finna hit but she’s sandjobable

by CoochFilla April 29, 2021

stankjob

A forceful handjob in which the victim's willy is crushed in a tight fist. Typically done under the table.

"I was sitting next to Megan in class yesterday and she gave a killer under the table stankjob."

by Skyler Stankus April 11, 2016

sandjob

When an arabic woman gives you oral sex though her veil (Chador or Burqa headpiece).

I left a stain on her headpiece when she gave me a sandjob.

by Lurtz May 21, 2006

sandjob

a blowjob from a girl who has chapped lips

"if that bitch got chapped lips, call it a sandjob!"
--hard as a villain, mc shazam and dj $^2

by luckyquarter July 10, 2010

Sandjob

A handjob recieved at a beach, sandbox, or any other location with sand.

Recieving a handjob when the person giving the handjob has sand stuck to their hand

A painful handjob

"Did you hear about pat's date at the beach?"

"Yeah man i heard he got a Sandjob."

"rumor has it that his dick was sore for a week"

by skaterdudesiegel January 22, 2009

sandjob

just like a handjob but with sand paper.

we went to a carpender's workshop, and both got sandjobs. even worse, i already had herpes.

by barry14 March 28, 2007