Stanjob 

The process of sticking your dick in between two pieces of wood and fucking it.

Bray: "I just had a Stanjob for the first time!"
Logan: "So that's why you bought those two 2x4s?"

Stanjob by bigdongman August 14, 2024

stankjob 

A forceful handjob in which the victim's willy is crushed in a tight fist. Typically done under the table.

"I was sitting next to Megan in class yesterday and she gave a killer under the table stankjob."

stankjob by Skyler Stankus April 11, 2016

shanjob 

This refers to when you get so drunk that you are willing to finger a girl in a bar. It usually refers to fratstars, but anyone can perform a shanjob

He was so hammered that he gave that chick a shanjob!

shanjob by gdiofkys November 16, 2011

Standjob 

(noun, singular) the provision of a blowjob given by a short person to a tall person, such that both parties are standing at the time.

That girl is really cute, but kind of short; she'd definitely give a good standjob.

Standjob by Beauty Salon June 7, 2009

Stankobate 

When one goes into a bathroom after someone else has taken a particularly large and stanky shit and jerks off to the smell. Stankobate..

Jim- Hey dude where's Jenny?
Bob- She's in the can crappin out that giant burritto we just ate.
Jim- Sweet Dude!! I can't wait to go in there when she's done and Stankobate like crazy!!!!

Stankobate by Trakunkrid January 23, 2017

spanjob 

a useless sack of shit, that occationaly lifts his head to rinse the chins. more commonly known as an "Andy"

"andys being a spanjob again."
its true, coz ive said it :D

spanjob by timothiest January 20, 2009

Swanjob 

The act of giving a swan's neck a handjob.

Guy 1: I'm boutta head to the park and give some swanjobs

Guy 2: what the fuck?

Swanjob by thundercock94720 April 17, 2022