Stanjob
Stanjob by bigdongman August 14, 2024
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stankjob
A forceful handjob in which the victim's willy is crushed in a tight fist. Typically done under the table.
stankjob by Skyler Stankus April 11, 2016
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Stanjob • shanjob • Standjob • Seanjob • spanjob • stanjoshy • stankjob • Stankobate • Swanjob • Stan Jones
shanjob
This refers to when you get so drunk that you are willing to finger a girl in a bar. It usually refers to fratstars, but anyone can perform a shanjob
Standjob
(noun, singular) the provision of a blowjob given by a short person to a tall person, such that both parties are standing at the time.
Standjob by Beauty Salon June 7, 2009
Stankobate
When one goes into a bathroom after someone else has taken a particularly large and stanky shit and jerks off to the smell. Stankobate..
Jim- Hey dude where's Jenny?
Bob- She's in the can crappin out that giant burritto we just ate.
Jim- Sweet Dude!! I can't wait to go in there when she's done and Stankobate like crazy!!!!
Bob- She's in the can crappin out that giant burritto we just ate.
Jim- Sweet Dude!! I can't wait to go in there when she's done and Stankobate like crazy!!!!
Stankobate by Trakunkrid January 23, 2017
spanjob
a useless sack of shit, that occationaly lifts his head to rinse the chins. more commonly known as an "Andy"
spanjob by timothiest January 20, 2009
Swanjob
Swanjob by thundercock94720 April 17, 2022
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