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When you rub feces on your feet and perform a footjob on your partner
I was supposed to go to my wife’s wedding but the homeless guy offered me a Stinkjob, I couldn’t say no
Stinkjob by DUDERtheschizo August 7, 2026
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Stickjob 

Well I don't do sex, but I could give you a stickjob!
Stickjob by The REAL Ratfish April 7, 2008

stankjob 

A forceful handjob in which the victim's willy is crushed in a tight fist. Typically done under the table.
"I was sitting next to Megan in class yesterday and she gave a killer under the table stankjob."
stankjob by Skyler Stankus April 11, 2016

Stickjob 

When an amputee who has lost his or her arm at least 4 inches below the elbow, jacks a penis in the pit of said elbow.
"That hooker with half an arm gives 3 dollar stickjobs."

stinkmobile 

the inside of an automobile that smells terrible. Just flat out reeks inside. Usually because of the driver or occupants that ride in it.
Last week I got into a cab and it smelled like a total stinkmobile.
stinkmobile by Basshead #1 December 15, 2011
When a guy inserts the head of his penis into a girls anal cavity and stands up quickly.
Yo bro that stink job that Emily gave me was fire. Gave my penis the chills.
Stink Job by Ppboody4 June 3, 2021

slinkjob 

A handjob but with a slinky
Jake's mom gives the best slinkjobs this side of the Mississippi
slinkjob by Slinky Lover January 12, 2025
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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