Urban Dictionary: Definitions by DUDERtheschizo

THE MONKEYS BANANA

When you unpeel your cock from the pp hole to the shaft.

I need to get ready for the gimp festival, so I did The Monkeys Banana

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When you blow torch someone’s taints off

My neighbor took a shit on my car, I’m going to give him the Tennessee Taint torcher when I see him again

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When you pull back your balls as far as you can as a slingshot for self defense against people while screaming Im the dragon warrior of westbury

“Stay back I know the westbury slingshot and I’m not afraid to preform it. I’m am the dragon warrior of westbury!”

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When you stick a bag of kush inside someone’s butthole, light it up and stick a pvc pipe inside the person ass, and take a long inhale

“Hey dude I broke my bong. You don’t mind I can do The Human Bong on you?”

“Sure man go right ahead.”

“Thanks bro”

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