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Stagehand 

A person who makes the impossible possible, usually in stupid yet functional ways. They also have to fix everything the actors break. For further information see ninja
Without the stagehands this show would be impossible!
Stagehand by Thestageman June 9, 2019
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snakehand 

Created by HM1 Duke, It is done when knifehand no longer has power. It is the most powerful object known to man. When given snake hand you must not run, you must follow all given orders! Chuck Norris has yet to be trained making HM1 the strongest entity in the universe!
HM1 snakehanded me and my kneecaps exploded!!!
snakehand by Paco-My-Taco October 17, 2012

stalexander 

a word used in the game kahoot by all your friends to confuse the teacher
me: guys! lets all name our self stalexander
them: fuck yeah!
stalexander by nig nug 420 September 13, 2019

Stabhand 

A drinking game incorporating the elements of a table knife games. Each person does one stab between each fingers, one row per turn (One row = between all 5 fingers). Next round is One row and back. And then it continues back on forth, increasing the times you go back over with the knife by one row each turn. Every time you hit your finger, you have to take a shot of hard liquor (nothing under 25% Alc./vol.), then next turn you re-try the same amount of rows.

-First to 10, 20, 30 or however many rows you want to set for a goal wins.

-Not a game for pussies or anyone afraid of being cut. -Reasonable strength and speed must be kept, regardless of intoxication.
-Stitches or medical attention must wait until game completion.
-Any reasonable knife works. 5-8 inches works best. I find steak knifes are the best. (Not too sharp or dull.)
My hand is so fucked up from playing Stabhand last night.
Stabhand by Nihilist_Justin November 18, 2009

stonehands 

when a player has no stick handling skills what so ever.
this term is used for the plug who can not cradle/control the puck or ball.
Daniel Venier has mad stonehands.
stonehands by Paul Gilligan January 6, 2008

Sagelander 

One who resides in the sagebrush covered ranges of the Western United States, Mexico and Canada, specifically the Great Basin region and surrounding areas. Typically Sagelanders are rural folk living in small agricultural communities with few, if any, local major metropolitan centers. Robust and amiable, the Sagelanders are know for their strong opinions and warm hospitality. Outdoor enthusiasts by choice and trade, the Sagelander almost always has a favorite 'secret spot' for the best hunting, fishing, or going four-bying (4x4). Fiercely independent and mostly self reliant, the Sagelander is a modern pioneer and a jack of all trades.
All us Sagelanders got together to med and brand the cattle. After the branding we cooked up some hearty cowboy chilli on the fire and drank beer till midnight. Work hard, play hard. That's how we do it

out here in the Sagelands.
Sagelander by Jackalope Reserves January 9, 2021

stage hand 

when your genitals are manually manipulated during a theatrical performance.
I was pissed that my blind date took me to see "Cats" but at least I got some stage hand.
stage hand by Feint5 March 14, 2013
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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