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when a player has no stick handling skills what so ever.
this term is used for the plug who can not cradle/control the puck or ball.
Daniel Venier has mad stonehands.
by Paul Gilligan December 15, 2007
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A term for a person with clumsy hands, usually related to hand-eye coordination in sports.
Stone hands, otherwise known as Darrius Heyward-Bey Syndrome.

Al Davis: Darrius Heyward-Bey had 9 catches in 11 games last year.
Michael Crabtree: Nigga's got stone hands.
by NicCamacho August 26, 2010
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A phrase used by football players that means you can't catch good.
I will be reciever I'm ill @ catching.

other guy: no fucking way you suck you hav like stone hands
by some polak September 22, 2004
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A term for a person with clumsy hands, usually related to hand eye coordination in sports.
Stone hands, otherwise known as Darrius Heyward-Bey Syndrome.
by NicCamacho August 25, 2010
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the act of plunging one's fist into another's anal cavity using absolute brute force. Generally, this is performed in a 'punching' manner.
Person 1: Dude, why is Jon walking funny?

Person 2: Jon got stonehanded by that large black man in the club. He loved it!
by johnnyboy4832 May 13, 2011
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