staford
Staford is a name that means resilience and strength! It also means perseverance and courage to get through anything. It’s derived from the old English name Stafford which means ‘ford by a landing place’.
Staford is a good friend.
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Stafford County
Stafford County is a place that is in close proximity to Quantico Marine base and just about an hour south of Washington D.C. As legend has it Stafford County is believed to be a black hole. No attractions at all just a movie theater...Oh wait there’s not even one of those. Stafford is also notorious for clearing land for CVS’s, Walmarts, and places with overpriced rent or mortgage payments. I mean what do you pay for to live there? Good luck traveling out of Stafford because traffic will have you by the balls and when you decide to stay in Stafford, Quantico bomb testing will send the slightest shake to your home every other morning. Stafford County is so boring that this “slight shake” is considered very entertaining. God save your Stafford teens souls because boredom will be inevitable. Parents prepare to fork out some cash to get your houses power washed and cars detailed because depending on how much of an asshole your child is in school these assets will have egg, syrup, bologna, pee or even shit on it. Stafford County teenagers become Picasso with their creativity when they are so fucking bored. Overall, Stafford will suck out whatever life you have in you as it does most of its residents. When you go off to college most people you meet would have never even heard of Stafford County, which says a lot about it. On the bright side Stafford can be a good quiet place to retire or go to the neighborhood gas station called wawa. Otherwise this Stafford is truly a lost cause.
“Do you guys want to play hide-n-go seek in Walmart?” Dude of course I love all the hiding spots in the Stafford County Walmart."
“Woahhh was that just a small earthquake?” No dude you just live in Stafford County?”
“Ohhhh no I left my car out all night and now theres shit on my hood. “ Welcome to Stafford County asshole.”
“Woahhh dude are marching bands always in parades?” “Ohhh you must be from Stafford County.”
“Want to go see a movie or go bowling tonight at 7:00?” “How can we do that we live in Stafford County.”
“Woahhh was that just a small earthquake?” No dude you just live in Stafford County?”
“Ohhhh no I left my car out all night and now theres shit on my hood. “ Welcome to Stafford County asshole.”
“Woahhh dude are marching bands always in parades?” “Ohhh you must be from Stafford County.”
“Want to go see a movie or go bowling tonight at 7:00?” “How can we do that we live in Stafford County.”
Stafford County by Its Stephanie Bitch 21 July 30, 2018
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Stanford Rowing Team
Assisted masturbation session involving a circular series of interlocking dutch rudders.
A true "stanford rowing team" consists of 8 "rowing" members directly participating in a full dutch rudder circle as well as one "coxswain" who counts out the stroke rhythm at desired pace for maximal satisfaction and general safety.
A true "stanford rowing team" consists of 8 "rowing" members directly participating in a full dutch rudder circle as well as one "coxswain" who counts out the stroke rhythm at desired pace for maximal satisfaction and general safety.
"Hey bro, wanna get in on our Stanford Rowing Team?"
"Isn't that kinda gay, dude?"
"It's cool, just don't make eye contact with the coxswain"
"Isn't that kinda gay, dude?"
"It's cool, just don't make eye contact with the coxswain"
Stanford Rowing Team by hickoryB October 21, 2013
de stafford
de Stafford is a shit hole in Caterham full of dickheads. this shit hole could also be referred to as a school.
de stafford by luulaalii January 23, 2012
the stanford
To do the stanford you have to hang around members of the opposite sex, and make sure they are drunk. When they are suitably drunk, you take advantage of them, and later claim to have been equally if not more drunk.
Will: Man, I need some gash.
Mark: Me too, but getting girls is such effort.
Will: F**** it, lets do the stanford!
Mark: Hell yeah!
Mark: Me too, but getting girls is such effort.
Will: F**** it, lets do the stanford!
Mark: Hell yeah!
the stanford by Conman the Barbarian June 22, 2008
Going to Stanford
Generally used to describe urination; however, "going to Stanford" is increasingly popular as a euphemism for defecation.
Origin: Conceived as a method to simultaneously mock the concept of school rivalry and show distaste for opponents of increasing social welfare, "going to Stanford" received pop culture status after acts bearing its name were committed at the university's graduate school of business in 2007.
Origin: Conceived as a method to simultaneously mock the concept of school rivalry and show distaste for opponents of increasing social welfare, "going to Stanford" received pop culture status after acts bearing its name were committed at the university's graduate school of business in 2007.
"Sometimes I think kidney stones are God's punishment for those who take going to Stanford for granted."
Going to Stanford by treehuggerno1 January 6, 2008
stanford ohs
the school where half the kids are professional athletes and the other have are unsociable geniuses. the regular kids wish they went to public school but their parents hear from the unsociable nerds that ohs is the best but those people saying that are the type of people who do calculus in their free time.
Person 1: oh shoot this donut is shaped like a Euler-L'Hôpital bioexothermical contortagon!
Person 2: you from stanford ohs huh.
Person 2: you from stanford ohs huh.
stanford ohs by sadohser March 8, 2022
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