squrie

When you don't show up for work for 2 days and your employee becomes your boss and has full control over you.

Joe Pawlik

Squrie

by JOLO51 May 10, 2018

Fleshlight Squire

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.

That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...

by Soggybottom March 9, 2019

squarier

For when you want to way squarer but it is so cold and your nipples so hard that you momentarily have an aneunyrsm and a pointless “i”

“All this time i was getting underwear that was shorter and shorter”

“But you needed underwear that was longer and squarier”

by Parsa J. December 15, 2019

Chris Squire

Legendary bassist for the English progressive rock band Yes. Highly influential to a whole generation of bass guitarists,he remains one of the most original and exciting musicians of our time.

I loved Chris Squire's extended bass solo "The Fish" from Yes' live album "Yessongs"!

by Resedo August 4, 2009

Squire-Dorfing

To squire about town with your papel dorf.

Jeff: Hey pahps, what are you up to today?

Jarren: Oh nothing, just squire-dorfing with my pahps!

by DORFSQUIRE June 2, 2010

Squier

Daughter company of Fender. Makes solid beginner and intermediate guitars for cheap.

Dude paid $150 for a Squier Strat.

by NarfDaddy May 13, 2005

nuttier than squirell shit

Off the wall, to the extreme, maximum levels. Usually in a negative context....Pay attention "USUALLY".

This guy sat near me on the train, had this outfit on that was nuttier than squirell shit, man was it jacked!

by wilddogjoe October 5, 2011