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Daughter company of Fender. Makes solid beginner and intermediate guitars for cheap.
Dude paid $150 for a Squier Strat.
Squier by NarfDaddy May 13, 2005
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This brand of guitar sucks, don't buy one.
"I fucking threw my squier out the window because it sucks so much"
Squier by UrbanDictionaryUser12 November 20, 2021
Furry little rodents that dig holes in your lawn and property; such as moles, gophers, groundhogs and rabbits.
Originated from Plants Vs. Zombies/2009.
"It's just like hunting squirbos." -Crazy Dave
Squirbo by vDubbbz15 March 12, 2020

Fleshlight Squire 

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.
That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...

Chris Squire 

Legendary bassist for the English progressive rock band Yes. Highly influential to a whole generation of bass guitarists,he remains one of the most original and exciting musicians of our time.
I loved Chris Squire's extended bass solo "The Fish" from Yes' live album "Yessongs"!
Chris Squire by Resedo August 4, 2009
Noun. The sound a vagina makes when eating a human being.

Verb. The act of a vagina eating a human being.
"I heard Megan's vagina consuming Bob. It sounded like, "Squerch! squerch! squerch! squerch!"
"That's terrible! Where you able to save Bob?"
"No -- by the time the paramedics got there with the jaws of life, Megan's vagina had squerched Bob entirely!"
squerch by Hellzapoppin' May 20, 2017

Squirm sesh 

How they used to smoke VVizard vveed in the American civil war, importantly didn't happen at the battle of Gettysburg
General Pickett Sir, you may smoke up at the rear and set up a squirm sesh
Squirm sesh by Victoria 2 player February 23, 2022
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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