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Daughter company of Fender. Makes solid beginner and intermediate guitars for cheap.
Dude paid $150 for a Squier Strat.
Squier by NarfDaddy May 13, 2005
Words you can keep
This brand of guitar sucks, don't buy one.
"I fucking threw my squier out the window because it sucks so much"
Squier by UrbanDictionaryUser12 November 20, 2021
Furry little rodents that dig holes in your lawn and property; such as moles, gophers, groundhogs and rabbits.
Originated from Plants Vs. Zombies/2009.
"It's just like hunting squirbos." -Crazy Dave
Squirbo by vDubbbz15 March 12, 2020

Fleshlight Squire 

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.
That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...

Chris Squire 

Legendary bassist for the English progressive rock band Yes. Highly influential to a whole generation of bass guitarists,he remains one of the most original and exciting musicians of our time.
I loved Chris Squire's extended bass solo "The Fish" from Yes' live album "Yessongs"!
Chris Squire by Resedo August 4, 2009
Noun. The sound a vagina makes when eating a human being.

Verb. The act of a vagina eating a human being.
"I heard Megan's vagina consuming Bob. It sounded like, "Squerch! squerch! squerch! squerch!"
"That's terrible! Where you able to save Bob?"
"No -- by the time the paramedics got there with the jaws of life, Megan's vagina had squerched Bob entirely!"
squerch by Hellzapoppin' May 20, 2017

Squirm sesh 

How they used to smoke VVizard vveed in the American civil war, importantly didn't happen at the battle of Gettysburg
General Pickett Sir, you may smoke up at the rear and set up a squirm sesh
Squirm sesh by Victoria 2 player February 23, 2022
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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