Squired

Term coined by general anti-Matt Squire people. Used a general term for fail or general exclamations of fml. A verb, e.g. to be Squired, or "you got Squired!"

K: Guess what? My mom finally got a job!
T: Really? What does she do?
K: I'm not sure yet. I know it's something to with photography or magazines.
T: Oh so that's why I saw her in Playboy!
K: ...

K got Squired.

by Parafamily March 29, 2009

Squired

When a girl wears a strap-on and takes a man up the arse.
Thus being squired.

The missus squired me last night

by tummytank September 9, 2010

squire

a salutation used most oftenly towards bredrens, and those of close relation

"what up my squire?"

by detox May 3, 2003

Squire

To name a friend when you greet them.

Allright their squire

by The-Squire September 21, 2009

Squireing

To Squire . The act of sleeping on a gurney or other such bed in a vehicle while said vehicle is in motion.

I Squired it all the way from town. I was Squireing all the way from town.

by the code 3 club May 1, 2015

squire

A squire is a word used when you can't remember, or don't want to use someone's proper name.

Morning squire, are we winning today?
G'day squire, how are you going today?

by brentjigga August 11, 2012

Squire

To service a woman (yes, sexually).

"He squired me yesterday."

by It's here, so it must be true. September 28, 2009