Squief

It is when you quief and a juicy squirt comes out.



Mid-evil Times, Time Of Chastity Belts

Dude, my girlfriend just squiefed all over my brand new kickers after I banged her!

by Osco November 29, 2004

squief

a slang term for marijuana

i just got some bomb squief

by america June 13, 2004

squief

verb.

after cutting an open wound in somone. Proceding to have sex with the open wound.

"i squiefed my girlfriend. she was not pleased to say the least. good thing she was passed out."

by fort.rouge September 11, 2007

Squiffy Time

The appointed time of a day to consume numerous alcoholic beverages to the point of inebriation.

What time is it? It's quarter to squiffy time.

by mphl March 10, 2009

Squilf

The unofficial nickname of a character from the popular Warriors series, Squirrelflight. This is not an official nickname for her and was affectionately given to her by the Warriors fandom.

Person 1: “What’s your favorite Warriors character? Mine’s Squilf.”
Person 2: “Who is Squilf...?”
Person 1: “Oh, it’s Squirrelflight. Squilf is her nickname.”

by Giraffe the Unknown April 2, 2021

squifter

Squifter; Very rare in america today. A squifter is a very small high-pitched, but long and squeaky, fart than only girls with small bodies and tight tight asses can emit. In today's large assed booty fascinated culture, most women are too heavy by the age of twelve, to be able to produce a quality squifter. Heaver woman are capable of emitting "hissers, gulliens, and rastallions...but not squifters.

I could not believe Marie, she was so small and pretty, her perfectly formed ass would have fit into a baby's booster seat! As she sat beside me and chatted with the couple accross from us I suddenly heard a long high pitched squeak, just like a mouse in destress! I was so excited...an actual squifter! My mother told me "If a girl can produce a squifter, she will always be pretty and nice...you marry a girl who can squif son!

by Vinter May 1, 2008

squirff

A squirff is when a fart creates an air pocket between a male's scrotum and groin area. They tickle a little bit.

"Man, that squirff tickled my scrotum. Shoo wee, it smells like vinegar."

by Travis Dean December 2, 2007