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a slang term for marijuana
i just got some bomb squief
squief by america June 13, 2004
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verb.

after cutting an open wound in somone. Proceding to have sex with the open wound.

"i squiefed my girlfriend. she was not pleased to say the least. good thing she was passed out."
squief by fort.rouge September 11, 2007

Squiffy Time 

The appointed time of a day to consume numerous alcoholic beverages to the point of inebriation.
What time is it? It's quarter to squiffy time.
Squiffy Time by mphl March 10, 2009
The unofficial nickname of a character from the popular Warriors series, Squirrelflight. This is not an official nickname for her and was affectionately given to her by the Warriors fandom.
Person 1: “What’s your favorite Warriors character? Mine’s Squilf.”
Person 2: “Who is Squilf...?”
Person 1: “Oh, it’s Squirrelflight. Squilf is her nickname.”
Squilf by Giraffe the Unknown April 2, 2021

squifter 

Squifter; Very rare in america today. A squifter is a very small high-pitched, but long and squeaky, fart than only girls with small bodies and tight tight asses can emit. In today's large assed booty fascinated culture, most women are too heavy by the age of twelve, to be able to produce a quality squifter. Heaver woman are capable of emitting "hissers, gulliens, and rastallions...but not squifters.
I could not believe Marie, she was so small and pretty, her perfectly formed ass would have fit into a baby's booster seat! As she sat beside me and chatted with the couple accross from us I suddenly heard a long high pitched squeak, just like a mouse in destress! I was so excited...an actual squifter! My mother told me "If a girl can produce a squifter, she will always be pretty and nice...you marry a girl who can squif son!
squifter by Vinter May 1, 2008
A squirff is when a fart creates an air pocket between a male's scrotum and groin area. They tickle a little bit.
"Man, that squirff tickled my scrotum. Shoo wee, it smells like vinegar."
squirff by Travis Dean December 2, 2007
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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