Squirellin

The process in which a girl will not hop off one's nuts.

Mad bitches were squirellin at that party last night.

by Chris "Fluf" Purdy February 25, 2008

Squirellin

Weird as fuck, When somebody is really hyper, or when somebody is saying something that doesnt make any sense

Jennifer, you're squirellin

by SLANGINFO April 11, 2012

Squirellin

When your ADHD Co-Worker is absent from the workspace and goes around and bullshits with others instead of doing work.

(Often referred with the term "Hey look Squirell.")

"Hey where's Ashley." Oh she's over there squirellin in Shawnas office.

by DEEZNUTZINMOUF February 24, 2025

squirtling

The sexual act of shoving a garden hose up your partner's anus until the water comes out of their mouth. The spiritual successor to charizarding.

Did you hear about Stacy and Brandon? I heard they were squirtling last night

by pastramillion November 15, 2018

Squirrelkinglish

{Noun} The writing style of fan fiction writer Squirrel King; Who wrote the popular fan fiction "Half Life: Full life Consequences" which is known for having horrible grammar and obvious misspellings.

{Verb} To write in the style of fan fiction writer Squirrel King.

someons goasts Squirrelkinglish wepon

by Ghostfig101 May 17, 2010

Squirrelling it

To have your plans foiled by an inadvertent action you made.

As you attempt to make thousands of dollars by betting on a football game you know the outcome of, the squirrel, that you puked on, after just waking up from a drunken haze, in a hot tub, after travelling back in time, appears on the football field, and changes the outcome of the game.

Dude: "We didn't travel back in time so you could bet on football"
Bro: "But I know who wins"
Dude: "Go for it then!"
...moments later...
Dude: "How much did we make??"
Bro: "Nothing, I ended up squirrelling it"

by Jackalope Hunter April 1, 2010

nuttier than squirell shit

Off the wall, to the extreme, maximum levels. Usually in a negative context....Pay attention "USUALLY".

This guy sat near me on the train, had this outfit on that was nuttier than squirell shit, man was it jacked!

by wilddogjoe October 5, 2011