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squareme

Squareme is a way of saying cigarettes or asking someone for one, like “square me” because cigarettes come in a square box.
“Yo can you squareme”

i’m smoking a sqaureme*
by Imadinosaur June 24, 2025
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squaremango

a person who is a downer, a sticker, and a big pooper
Ryan was being a real squaremango when he pissed all on the floor, all over the place. No one likes Ryan.
by LitFamBamBam June 14, 2021
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squarehead

Squarehead is a late 19th century ethnic slur directed at German and Scandinavian immigrants. The phrase is meant quite literally as a disparaging reference to the cranial features, though often just used as a generic ethnic slur against those groups.

Basically the stereotypical shape of a Northern European's head was thought to be square- so it was (and is) an insult to call someone with that ethnic makeup squarehead.
Kid: "Mommy, did you see how weird that Norwegian's head looked?"

Mother: "Yes dear, the fucking Squareheads do have unusually shaped skulls. The Swedish have even more box-like heads... don't even get me started on the Danes or Germans..."
by LickMySwedishMeatBalls April 24, 2010
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squareman

the smallest bowling ball on sale , noticed mainly by its diminutive size , horrible stench and a miserable vibe / also known as a jamie self and a silent hacienda
omg you just got a jamie self, that thang stinks honey

you got squareman ed holmes

donta el mio
by Mogtard September 28, 2009
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squareheaded

What most square headed people don't even know they are. A square headed person has an angular jawline the same width as their foreheads. The vast majority of society considers squareheadeness as ugly and unattractive, (especially for women)-which really makes no sense at all b/c some of the most beautiful and most lusted after females in the world have SQUARE HEADS. The fact that most people don't realize this baffles me to no end......
Adriana Lima, Jessica Simpson, Jenna Fisher, Rocsi Diaz, Doutzen Kroes, Marissa Miller, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Lea Michelle, Layla Kayleigh, Natalie Portman, Freida Pinto, Ximena Navarrete, Angelina Jolie, Keira Knightley, Olivia Wilde, Eva Mendes, Mila Kunis....the list goes on and on. And all of these gorgeous women are squareheaded. Don't believe me? Google them.
by whydontpeopleseethis? July 17, 2011
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squarebeezy

A woman who don't know when to give a playa want he wants and is always just runnin that mouth
Seems like every skank livin' in Deer Park is a damn squarebeezy these days.
by DPmack June 22, 2011
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Square Me Up

A challenge; issued by a geezer to look him/her straight in the eyes. A way of showing how 'ard you are to others.
by Zero_Vector March 30, 2004
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