the smallest bowling ball on sale , noticed mainly by its diminutive size , horrible stench and a miserable vibe / also known as a jamie self and a silent hacienda
omg you just got a jamie self, that thang stinks honey
A shape that is technically a rectangle, only that one pair of opposite sides are longer than the others by only a small amount so that it resembles a square.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"