Mogtard's definitions

bellyfish

The biggest form of jelly fish and the only form with fully functioning nuclear reactors , a theory is that the hiroshima "bombings" were actually set up by the belly fish association , america clamed the explosions to say fuck you japan and russia you can fuck of were haveing some of that hot korea cake

Hey did you see that bellyfish jeff?

not only did i see it but it gave me fackin cancer

dude im so sorry

by Mogtard September 29, 2009

squareman

the smallest bowling ball on sale , noticed mainly by its diminutive size , horrible stench and a miserable vibe / also known as a jamie self and a silent hacienda

omg you just got a jamie self, that thang stinks honey

you got squareman ed holmes

donta el mio

by Mogtard September 28, 2009