squareheaded

What most square headed people don't even know they are. A square headed person has an angular jawline the same width as their foreheads. The vast majority of society considers squareheadeness as ugly and unattractive, (especially for women)-which really makes no sense at all b/c some of the most beautiful and most lusted after females in the world have SQUARE HEADS. The fact that most people don't realize this baffles me to no end......

Adriana Lima, Jessica Simpson, Jenna Fisher, Rocsi Diaz, Doutzen Kroes, Marissa Miller, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Lea Michelle, Layla Kayleigh, Natalie Portman, Freida Pinto, Ximena Navarrete, Angelina Jolie, Keira Knightley, Olivia Wilde, Eva Mendes, Mila Kunis....the list goes on and on. And all of these gorgeous women are squareheaded. Don't believe me? Google them.

squareheaded by whydontpeopleseethis? July 17, 2011

squarehead 

Squarehead is a late 19th century ethnic slur directed at German and Scandinavian immigrants. The phrase is meant quite literally as a disparaging reference to the cranial features, though often just used as a generic ethnic slur against those groups.

Basically the stereotypical shape of a Northern European's head was thought to be square- so it was (and is) an insult to call someone with that ethnic makeup squarehead.

Kid: "Mommy, did you see how weird that Norwegian's head looked?"

Mother: "Yes dear, the fucking Squareheads do have unusually shaped skulls. The Swedish have even more box-like heads... don't even get me started on the Danes or Germans..."

squarehead by LickMySwedishMeatBalls April 24, 2010

SquareHeadGang

WillNE is our leader

WillNE is the leader of the squareheadgang

SquareHeadGang by TheTopShaggerSixtyNine November 6, 2018

squarehead 

A derogatory nickname for Germans during World War I, when Germany was our enemy. They supposedly had large, square-shaped heads. See kraut.

It's not nice to call Germans squareheads.

squarehead by bstokes June 14, 2006

squarehead 

1. In the 'olden days,' some Scandinavians were condidered -- by some Americans of the time -- as beleiving what was told them, being rather naive in worldly matters and being somewhat easily conned and deceived -- and consequently, were occasionally referred to as 'squareheads.'

2. A late 19th century ethnic slur directed at German and Scandinavian immigrants to North America.

Used a coupla times in that great 1980 film. "The Long Riders" by Randy Quaid's character, Clell Miller, "damn squareheads," when referring to Minnesotans.

squarehead by RC135M October 28, 2010

squareheadedness 

the act of having a square head and being an extreme weinerbutt nelson and weinernipple.

dude jenkins was exampling perfect squareheadedness by having an extremely square noggin and being a weinerbutt nelson and weinernipple.

squareheadedness by msdclh May 18, 2009

Squarehead 

A person with a head so square it was managed to have not two nor three but four right angles on their face. Examples of these people are WillNE and Stephen Lam

"Did you see Stephen and his squarehead today?"
"Yes, he was at my house because my younger brother was using Stephen's squarehead to learn about quadrilaterals"

Squarehead by YellowEyes73 December 13, 2021