squanchee Share definition Flag When your in a siting position and liquid shit starts to pour out your ass all over your ass cheeks. And you are unable to stop it very bad Oh no man what's happening AHHHHH. Oh man that sucks looks like u fell victim to a squanchee. squanchee by IIV KURO VII May 3, 2022 0 0 Get merch Get the squanchee mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch