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Squanching 

The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.
Alex loves to go squanching at noon.
Squanching by Jenna Viano August 13, 2015

Squanching 

A rick and morty term that is used when you hang yourself and ejacuate at the same time!
Hey what are you doing I am squanching In here. Rick: sorry man my bad but can I join in.
Squanching by Rob smitch January 21, 2019

Squinched 

According to Solar Opposites S01E01 according to Urban Dictionary to have been squinched means to have been cut loose
OMG Vanbo we've been squinched!
Squinched by Inzaen April 4, 2021

Squatcher 

One who hunts for or is a fan of Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti and other hairy hominids
I haven't seen Kyle in weeks. He's been up in Oregon hunting Bigfoot. He's such a Squatcher
Squatcher by dw6245 December 19, 2009

squanching 

Is the act of cutting of air supply to lungs by means of choking oneself , then simultaneously masturbating until boom goes the dynamite. Bang bang boogie baby!
I feel as if ol plain Jane masturbatang just ain't getting it done, so now I'm going to try squanching and see if that makes me cum
squanching by Bdubya5150 October 21, 2018
The act of hanging yourself and masturbating at the same time. It is also contextual.
1. Have a Squanch-tastic time!
2. I'm going to squanch over and squanch in that closet.
3. "I squanch my whole family!" ( DO NOT USE IN THIS WAY)
squanch by 50CABBAGES January 5, 2016