Squatched

One who is used by a sasquatch for its personal benefit.

Stanley got squatched when he went camping and has never been the same since.

by Big Doug Worden October 18, 2018

Squatched

To become bigger, stronger, and hairier.

James really got squatched this summer.

by mcboogy September 3, 2011

Squatched

An all encompassing, swiss army knife verb. Synonymous with Smurfing, only nastier.

Brian really squatched up the canoe trip when he mixed up the dates.

Brian finally squatched that broad with the tattoos and the big tits from the bar last night.

Brian squatched a 2-4 of tequila, 6 grams of shrooms, and a couple rock star rails on Sunday. Then he squatched like nobody's business.

by Zanninu April 15, 2024

Squashed Rat

When a male presses his entire genitalia against a transparent, hard surface such as a window or a CD case. The resulting visual resembles a rat that has been crushed to death.
It is like mooning someone except with a dick and balls.

Pressing your junk against a window looks like a squashed rat.

by Scoopalone June 27, 2014

Wig Snatched

Wig Snatched can be used to call something wonderful, beautiful or to express surprise-ment.

Similar to shook, shooketh or quaking.
Comes from 'weave snatched'.
Often written as: 'wig snatch', 'wig snatcher' or 'wig gone'.

Got my wig snatched with that voice holy shit

smash bros 2k18 special move: wig snatch

BISH MmMFff MY WIG HAS BEEN SNATCHED

by IchWilleDieTod November 13, 2018

Squatcho

The new fetch. It's the button on top of a hat, essentially the bee's knees...Bitchin, you know what I mean.

Aubree - "Yo, how was your weekend bro?"

Bri - "It was utterly bitchin"

Ian - "Dude, do you mean Squatcho? Bitchin was so last week."

by SE Beast September 1, 2014

wig snatched

wig snatched means your blown away by some kind of performance given by an artist.

BTS: does dionysus
armys: wig snatched

by taexri June 6, 2019