Squatched

One who is used by a sasquatch for its personal benefit.

Stanley got squatched when he went camping and has never been the same since.

by Big Doug Worden October 18, 2018

Squatched

To become bigger, stronger, and hairier.

James really got squatched this summer.

by mcboogy September 03, 2011

Squatch

The patchy hair that grows on the nape of the neck where hairline begins to fade away.

The squatch is often messy in appearance, due to the thinner, patchy hair, and trimmed away to provide a sharper hairline on the back of the neck.

“Hey man you need a haircut. Your squatch is looking pretty bad.”

“Hey babe, can you give me a squatch rub?”

by MaGiC48x January 13, 2022

squatching

Entering wild lands in search of evidence for the Sasquatch, The legendary bigfoot, a large bipedal primate sighted in many parts of the USA.

Let's go squatching.

by Frank Vincent Lauria December 19, 2008

Squatching

The act of taking a photgraph of an unexpecting person fairly far away so as to give the appearance/idea of the famous Big Foot photo.

I was squatching that kid, he looked so unexpecting in the photo.

by Marty2694 November 11, 2012

Squatch

A term to describe a disturbingly hairy vagina. The word squatch derives from the mythical beast the Sasquatch.

Dude, i was about to tap that hot chick from the store. But she took her pants off and i saw that squatch and ran.

by Dextin July 31, 2011

Squatch

Verb: A really intense hug that lasts just long enough for both parties to feel better

Looks like you need a squatch.

Thank you for that squatch.

by Lunathehomelessrose July 16, 2016