squatchee
squatchee by Mr. Travis December 27, 2013
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squatchee • Squatched • squanchee • Squancheekchok • SQUATCHELLA • Squatcher • squatchie • Squatch • Squatchy • squatching
squatch taco
The pubic area of a woman which is extremely hairy and unkept. Usually found in the months immediately following winter.
Corey (At the beach): Yo Warren, check out the squatch taco on that girl over there.
Warren (Also at the beach): Wow, looks like she has Bob Ross' head in a leg lock.
Warren (Also at the beach): Wow, looks like she has Bob Ross' head in a leg lock.
squatch taco by Tbonepgh August 3, 2016
Squatchcock
Originally derived from "Sasquatch cock" to describe a particularly large phalus, this word has evolved into a general descriptive word to describe anything offensive in smell, sight, or touch.
balls stank nasty
balls stank nasty
Nina: "Ugh, have you ever smelled Jack?"
Jessica: "Oh my god, yeah. He smells like straight squatchcock. He needs to take a shower"
Jessica: "Oh my god, yeah. He smells like straight squatchcock. He needs to take a shower"
Squatchcock by Jess and Nina May 15, 2016
pappin the squatch
I was total pappin the squatch last night.
I papped her squatch
i would pap your squatch real real hard
I papped her squatch
i would pap your squatch real real hard
pappin the squatch by Ross Chisholm November 19, 2007
Squatch
The patchy hair that grows on the nape of the neck where hairline begins to fade away.
The squatch is often messy in appearance, due to the thinner, patchy hair, and trimmed away to provide a sharper hairline on the back of the neck.
The squatch is often messy in appearance, due to the thinner, patchy hair, and trimmed away to provide a sharper hairline on the back of the neck.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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