spurtz 

Alternate spelling of the word 'sports'. Often used ironically by non-sports fans towards avid sports fans for the purpose of belittling their hobby/interest. Often uttered mockingly and incessantly towards two or more people discussing sports related topics. A particularly trendy term in Canada during a Blue Jays postseason MLB playoff.

"Wanna come over for the Jays game this afternoon?"
"Nah I dont watch spurtz, remember?"

spurtz by Doctor_policeman September 16, 2018

sputzlich 

An adjective with no meaning what-so-ever. One to use in any situation ever. Discribes everything and everyone. The meaning is up to your imagination.

"You're so sputzlich!"

"The sky is really sputzlich today."
"Why are you so sputzlich all the time?!"

sputzlich by vgirl04 October 19, 2022

Sportz

A sarcastic form of the word "sports" in an ironic, yet, endearing way, mocking the genuine and sincere regard of Sports in general, as a concept.

With out blatantly "hating on" or "H8ting" "sports" -which would seem bitter or "angsty" coming from a repressed perspective. Using the word "Sportz" is a way for those who grew up not doing sports, nerds, geeks, art-kids, theater kids, dorks, and all other non-athletic persons to finally appreciate "sportz" in an indirect ironic way.

In the tradition of putting the letter "z" instead of "s" on the end of a word, which then makes it in the sarcastic form of the word ex. "guyz" or "gurlz" -- A misspelling in a pseudo-urban speak or spelling puts an ironic flair to the meaning.

"the humans are doing sportz today"

" the game is on" #sportz - if used on twitter

As in the portrayal of the use of the word "Sportz" in the Youtube video "We Like Sportz" by The Lonely Island produced by Andy Samberg

Sportz by Ben Phen February 7, 2010

sputzie

Pittsburgh slang for the common sparrow

The sputzies are eating at the bird feeder.

sputzie by R. T. White February 10, 2008

Sportzigarette

German synonym for Joint/Spliff. A Cigarette with Marijuana or Hash.
Directly translated Sportzigarette means "Sport cigarette"

"Gib mir mal die Sportzigarette Alter" ->
"Pass the Joint Dude"

Sportzigarette by Kerl_Kerlsen December 24, 2008

Witte's Great Spurt 

Commonly mistaken as a period in russian history where one of the tsars ministers sergei witte sold peasants grain in order to bring about a large growth in russian industry and badly needed growth in russian transport network. Witte's Great spurt is actually the name given to, as the aforemetioned minister described it, 'My great jizzplosion' its is often used a as part of a analogy decribing a spurt of any liquid and more commonly spunk.

ZOMG when i came it was equivical to witte's great spurt!

That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts

Witte's Great Spurt by Philly Ree August 14, 2008

Spurt Scrying

Reading the future by studying the patterns formed by semen after giving someone a facial.

"Sophia gazed deeply at the streaks of semen Paul had just deposited upon Rachel's face. 'Spurt scrying is an ancient art almost lost to this age...' Sophia said."

Spurt Scrying by Dribbles23 March 5, 2008