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spurtz

Alternate spelling of the word 'sports'. Often used ironically by non-sports fans towards avid sports fans for the purpose of belittling their hobby/interest. Often uttered mockingly and incessantly towards two or more people discussing sports related topics. A particularly trendy term in Canada during a Blue Jays postseason MLB playoff.

"Wanna come over for the Jays game this afternoon?"
"Nah I dont watch spurtz, remember?"

by Doctor_policeman September 16, 2018