spirtz 

a fatherless child who shits in a bag

you fucken spirtz

spirtz by realnigga3000 October 30, 2022

spitzered

a well know john getting exposed by a prostitute so she can cash in.

careful Mayor, you could get spitzered.
Hey LeBron, don't be goin there, she knows who you are and you could get spitzered.

spitzered by snappy2 March 15, 2008

Sportz

A sarcastic form of the word "sports" in an ironic, yet, endearing way, mocking the genuine and sincere regard of Sports in general, as a concept.

With out blatantly "hating on" or "H8ting" "sports" -which would seem bitter or "angsty" coming from a repressed perspective. Using the word "Sportz" is a way for those who grew up not doing sports, nerds, geeks, art-kids, theater kids, dorks, and all other non-athletic persons to finally appreciate "sportz" in an indirect ironic way.

In the tradition of putting the letter "z" instead of "s" on the end of a word, which then makes it in the sarcastic form of the word ex. "guyz" or "gurlz" -- A misspelling in a pseudo-urban speak or spelling puts an ironic flair to the meaning.

"the humans are doing sportz today"

" the game is on" #sportz - if used on twitter

As in the portrayal of the use of the word "Sportz" in the Youtube video "We Like Sportz" by The Lonely Island produced by Andy Samberg

Sportz by Ben Phen February 7, 2010

Sportzigarette

German synonym for Joint/Spliff. A Cigarette with Marijuana or Hash.
Directly translated Sportzigarette means "Sport cigarette"

"Gib mir mal die Sportzigarette Alter" ->
"Pass the Joint Dude"

Sportzigarette by Kerl_Kerlsen December 24, 2008

Grape Spritzer 

A drink created by a black stripper shoving a squirt bottle of Deer Park water directly into her pussy and then shooting it back out like a water fountain. The correct way to drink a Grape Spritzer is to get your head in close to the pussy and start lapping, like a dog over a sprinkler.

Hey man, let's get Shanice and her friend Indigo back over here and get another Grape Spritzer.

Grape Spritzer by Kyle Crawford January 2, 2008

Spitznagle 

The token funny kid in a group who is typically underrated. Also a Spitznagle tends to play World of Warcraft.

Ian: Dude that was hilarious, tell that joke again.

Heath: Nah man, my level 70 Hunter needs to go ride a raptor.

Ian: You are such a spitznagle.

Spitznagle by Kevin Gypsy February 15, 2009

Spitzering 

To have a squeaky clean image while doing freaky shit on the side.

Sure he goes to church every Sunday, but he be spitzering with a dwarf prostitute and a donkey with one leg every Saturday night.

Spitzering by Shady Sartorius March 10, 2008