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Josh spurlin 

Is a butthole and if he is around friends for over 10 minutes and it's above 40 degrees has the need to take his shirt off
He is such a josh spurlin
Josh spurlin by Optimal March 12, 2016
When there is no words to describe how lit something was, Spurkin fills the gap.
"Man there is no words to describe how that game ended."
"Breh it was Spurkin."
Spurkin by Spurks July 15, 2016
His stream of spurine was more lumpy than usual.
spurine by Shpurinator March 28, 2016

Spurting Goods 

The supplies required by a serious masturbation artist. This includes cleaning supplies such as handwipes, towelettes, and hand sanitizer; as well as highly arousing pornographic or other cultural materials, including but not limited to hentai, hand drawn illustrations, photos, magazines, streamed media, or pirated porn.
Jim wanted to beat his meat but he lacked the necessary spurting goods, so he remained unsatisfied and engorged.

Bum Spurting Limit (BSL)

The maximum capacity of bareback-anal-sex cum in the rectum before rupture. Note: 'BSL' not to be confused with 'Bachelor of Science in Law'
"quick! hand me a sandwich bag! i've reached my Bum Spurting Limit (BSL) "
Bum Spurting Limit (BSL) by Hakjab January 30, 2008

Glay Sperling 

To exceed ones expecations.
"Damn Gord, you really pulled a Glay Sperling on that guitar solo..."
Glay Sperling by Kal-El August 14, 2003