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sperling 

A really skinny Jew boy who thinks extremely highly of himself contrary to popular belief and has a propensity for poodles. He may be found on weekend nights passed out after drinking 4 beers. Has a tendency to deviate from his natural ethnicity partaking in African American vernacular and hip-hop music. Often thought of as a thorn in you side, a sperling is actually a loyal and compassionate friend who seeks the acceptance of others. Lastly the sperling has a sister with a cum chin.
"Yo Reese, you're being a total sperling tonight."
sperling by MackandBeas November 12, 2013
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Šperling Is the Czech slang definition of god. Almost everyone in Czech Republic says it when they are talking about god.
Oh man i want to meet Šperling when i come to heaven
Šperling by TheLastThread26 August 24, 2018

Sperling Mark 

The one and only person who is God and everyone's gotta get used to it.
Sperling Mark is God with his hands.
Sperling Mark by arahsas April 1, 2005

Glay Sperling 

To exceed ones expecations.
"Damn Gord, you really pulled a Glay Sperling on that guitar solo..."
Glay Sperling by Kal-El August 14, 2003

Heidi Sperling 

A gril with a very annoying dog
That dog is such a "Heidi Sperling"
Heidi Sperling by Bcoggins December 20, 2008

Justin Sperling 

My nigga who got suspended for no fucking reason

Scott Sterling 

The Man. The Myth. The Legend
Scott Sterling's impeccable use of his face to block oncoming balls truly underscores his status as the man, the myth, the legend.
Scott Sterling by KokoroAkechi June 25, 2016
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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