shurling 

To shit and puke or hurl at the same time

Man I was so sick last night, I was shurling. What a mess I shurled every where.

shurling by tisom June 27, 2014

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke 

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke by SMYunicorn December 3, 2020

Shulling

When one gets hammered drunk before dark and passes out for a minimum of 10 hours, therefore not participating in the festivities of the night.

Yelling, screaming and clapping for one's favorite sports team, regardless of where one is watching the game, showing a clear disregard for those around him, who may or may not be sleeping.

Cooking extremely delicious food on a nightly basis.

Chris got drunk by the pool in Vegas and was Shulling by 3 pm

Chris was watching the Yankees earlier and was Shulling so loud I could barely hear myself think.

Man am I baked, you gonna go Shulling any time soon?

Shulling by The_Dude_Abides October 20, 2012

shurping

when one attempts to burp, but shit comes out instead.

The dinner party was spectacular until Grandpa started shurping all over the fine linen.

shurping by 1179 January 24, 2006

shurfing

A combination of the words shit and surfing. Browsing the internet and dropping a load at the same time. (wireless internet recommended)

"After a big meal I like to like to relax and do some shurfing on ebay."

shurfing by brian ware September 22, 2007

shirling 

The abstract sport of snake bating. Two teams of five form a circle around a snake, grasping in each hand the wrist a member of the opposing team, so as to alternate. The object is to pull a member of the opposite team directly in front of the snake, so as to provoke it into biting him or her. The game continues until only one member of one team remains uncapacitated, thus winning the game for his or her team. The sport was first conceived of by the "Kids in the Hall."

-One day, shirling will be as popular as monster trucks.

shirling by 2_much_time_4_me July 11, 2005

Shulling it 

For a woman to go slutting around, despite the fact that she is either having her period or suffering from diarrhea.

Brigitte went shulling it around, leaving brown and red all over Chris's white bedsheets.

Shulling it by Frank Mardinkin June 11, 2006