Snurling

Snurling is a highly taboo and disturbing ritual sex act involving two corpses. The act begins by inserting a fetus (usually from a stillbirth or recently deceased pregnant woman) into the rectum of a fresh corpse. A practitioner known as the Snurler then performs oral suction on the corpse’s mouth, attempting to draw the fetus up through the digestive tract and extract it through the esophagus and throat into their own mouth.

“You think gorping’s bad? Bro’s been snurling since the funeral.”

“Sticky Ricky got caught mid-snurl again. Cops found the fetus halfway up the chute.”

“He keeps a jar labeled ‘snurl fuel’ in the fridge. I’m never visiting him again.”

by Crusty smeglord July 23, 2025

Snurging

To gain erotic pleasure from the sniffing of bicycle saddles.

Traditionally, the snurger would be an old man and the target
of his nasal attention would be a saddle recently vacated by a young lady.

"Hey! Stop snurging my saddle, you pervert!"

by Idontcareanymore September 27, 2006

snurfing

Snow surfing. The precursor to snowboarding. Snurfers were first sold in retail stores in 1965.

Good snow day, let's head to the hill and go snurfing.

by Tiggerjeff February 15, 2010

snurring

a feline action; snoring and purring at the same time

My cat was always snurring when she slept

by JSweit8573 February 21, 2010

snurfing

To be surfing the internet while talking on the phone, as definied by Comcast high speed internet.

"She hung up on me after she found out I was snurfing."

by mocha nut September 1, 2007

Snurfing

The act of sniffing a patron behind the ear without their knowledge or consent. Often acted out as a team where one person, the "Surfer" will perform the act while the other attempts to take photos at the precise moment the victim realizes someone is inappropriately crossing their personal boundary. The act of snurfing is best performed at large social gatherings or bars, where serial snurfing may occur ad nauseum without the group as a whole becoming aware of the act. Photos become great tools for jesting and cyber bullying in modern social networks.

"lets go snurfing," "Check out these great Snurf pics," or "I just punched that creepy guy over there when he snurfed me unexpectedly"

by Picklepc June 27, 2012

snarling dragon

This is actually an old english sport. it is when a man is getting head and right before he blows his load he crams the bitches head down on his cock and when she chokes on all the semen she blows it out her nostrils and makes a sound kind of like kenny g's saxophone

I say ol chap, that game of snarling dragon was splendiferous i had semen dripping for months!

by nut n butt June 27, 2004