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indian version of saying GOOD

originator: ownage pranks
by DJ Seizure May 18, 2009
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Variation of the word gordo. Another way to call out someone who has consumed mass amounts of drugs/alcohol and is so drunk/high that he/she can't function anymore. Refer to gordo
Scott:hahaha, oh man look at thomas
Nick: haha, he's throwing up everywhere
Marc: ya man he's straight gords
by rammstein000001 February 15, 2009
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a derivative of good; a mispronunciation of good
Person1 : how was your dessert?
Person2: it was gord.
Person1: that's gord
by kidspice October 11, 2011
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Canadian chirp, mainly used by hockey players who have blond mohawks come playoff time. Possibly the worst and most uncreative chirp ever created. A Gord is similar to an asshole or an idiot. It has no direct meaning when necessarily applied to someone, but it used a playful or humorous insult.

Most likely comes from Boyd 'Gordo' Gordon.
Tim: Hey James your a gord.
James: Haha, good one.
by kenthomson February 21, 2008
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The next step down from god. When something little goes right, or a plan comes to fruition, you thank gord, instead of god. "thank god" is generally reserved for the larger victories, such as winning the lottery.
"Thank Gord I didn't miss the bus!"


"Gord almighty"
by Varick von francis March 23, 2009
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When someone pulls their pants and underwear down and farts on someone else to create an instant stink.
Oh man Josh Gorded me and the smell was horrifying.
by GordMan March 22, 2010
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