Definitions by Kal-El

Shit-Mitt 

The grime you get on your hand when fisting someone in the pipe. Warning: Failure to wash within 4 hours could result in the "Candy-Coated Shit-Mitt"

I got a Shit-Mitt from Steve's wife.

Shit-Mitt by Kal-El March 5, 2004

Glay Sperling 

To exceed ones expecations.

"Damn Gord, you really pulled a Glay Sperling on that guitar solo..."

Glay Sperling by Kal-El August 14, 2003

Mule Swipe

Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you blow, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head, having the shock of the strike make the womans sphink tighten to a very pleasurable pressure guage. This is a tried and true technique that works best when slightly inebriated (blame it on the Sleeman), as to not get you cock cut off the next day.
AKA the Donkey Punch

"I was banging her last night and I gave her the 'ol Mule Swipe... and she LIKED IT!"

Mule Swipe by Kal-El August 14, 2003

Fecal Fountain 

The aftermath of slamming your girlfriend/wife in the ass after her having a bit too much beer & Mexican.

"I was slamming Megan in the ass, and when I yanked, she blew her own fucking load on me. I was in the shower, Ace Ventura-style for several hours getting rid of the must..."

Fecal Fountain by Kal-El August 14, 2003

Five Hole 

To give a woman some good ol-fashioned anal jamming.

"I went Five-Hole on Liz last night."
"Kelly is the Five-Hole Queen"
"Whaaasaaap? FIVE-HOLE"

Five Hole by Kal-El August 14, 2003

Cloven Clump 

A rather beefy looking Camel Toe - One that looks as though it has been working out and consuming protein drinks regularly

"Well, just look at that Cloven Clump and ya know who wears the pants in that marriage"

Also Referred to as: Camel Toe, Moose Paw, Axe Wound and about 10,000 others.

Cloven Clump by Kal-El August 8, 2003