spump 

Uncontrollable anal discharge of flatulence and sperm as a result of a flacid sphincter after anal sex.

"I better go and change my pants; bit of a spump"

spump by Hieronymous Blacksteele October 3, 2006

spump 

the act of taking a dump and immediately turning around and spewing, or vice-versa

"Hey guy, I feel so spumpy I think I need to spump'

spump by Jermajesty_Schrute December 19, 2011

spump 

to hump and spank someone simultaneously.

guy#1 why you lookin so rough this morning?

guy#2 last night i spumped 2 hobettes until i threw out my back and my hands were raw.

spump by boss hogg =√= June 23, 2009

Spump 

Any person or animal that has the distinct smell of boiled garlic with a light balsamic undertone.

Boy, that guy sure is a spump!

Spump by SillyGustavo June 28, 2021

chicken noodle spump 

u wish you had it

id like to have some of your chicken noodle spump

chicken noodle spump by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

skumpy 

When you are hungry but your stomach hurts

“Want to get pizza?”

“Yeah I do but I’m also skumpy.”

skumpy by UghLadybug June 18, 2018

Trump Slump 

What happens once the trump stump is revealed to a woman.

Jane: Well, Donny and I went out and he revealed his trump stump. I think he could tell I was disappointed in the tiny nub because the next thing that happened was it was just a small flaccid blob of dough. We laughed and called it trump slump.

Trump Slump by Runner707 December 14, 2016