Spumple 

Someone who breastfeeds off an indonesian llama. Usually characterized by wearing sun glasses all the time because they breastfeed for so long that they don't see the light often. Worms usually breed in Spumple's anus'.

Look at that kid in the sunglasses, deff a Spumple

Spumple by The Ologist May 19, 2010

spumbler 

Someone who regularly squirts their own jizz into their own mouth

Toby is such a spumbler...he spumbles all the time

spumbler by Anonymous0123987 January 1, 2017

Stumpled 

When you have spent so much time on Stumbleupon, you become dizzy, confused, disoriented, slow, and in essence, intoxicated.

"Yeah I was gonna finish that paper, but I just got so Stumpled last night."

Stumpled by Kahrispy October 13, 2011

spumble

The phenomenon whereby a person's mouth fails to articulate a string of words, to the point where all meaning is lost. The utterance of gibberish whilst perfectly sober. This is a stress induced condition where brain and mouth disengage during an attempt to make a witty comment.

It was the day my grunmadoma errrblummm.
Would you like to fdsjio mran fdhuhop.
You really spumbled your way through that sentence.
Would you spumble that again?

spumble by Greg Freedom November 25, 2009

Stumples 

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.

"Good Lord, Big Bertha's stumples are exceptionally endowed today."

Stumples by DGFab January 11, 2009

Stumple 

Act of a stubbled beard masking over pimples.

"Kyle is in need of major hygiene"
"Yeah or he should grow a stumple"

Stumple by keefington January 27, 2009

Spumble

Verb; The action of a bumblebee spinning instead of bumbling

"I've been watching these bumblebees spumble for the past week..."

Spumble by JuiceYKW December 14, 2021