crazymklmao's definitions

jon cuevas

pulling a jon cuevas is when you tell your close friends that you hate them and will never be their friends again and curses at them with lots of horrible words.

example:
jon: I hAte yOu Guys so much FUCKING IDIOTS, DICK HEAD, ASSHOLE , GO CLIT YOUR WRIST TILL YOUR ARMS FALL OFF!
everyone:shook: JON STOP THATS MEAN WHAT DID WE DO?

jon; WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN IM GONNA KILL YOU ALL!
megan: im bringing you to guidence!

everyone else: we will come too!
one day later: guys we can be friends it was a JOKEE i was KIDDINGGGG
after he sees us at guidence : starts cussing again
week later: can we all make up?
everyone: ...
everyone still: YEAH SURE
then repeat a week later.

your being really rude, dont pull a jon cuevas again.

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

sims 4

its good as hell
thats all bitches

hey garris! lets play sims 4.

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

lucyanne

a dumb hoe who has no friends LMAO.

lucyanne nobody likes you sorry.

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

bitch

me, myself, and i

im a total bitch

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

JACK GARRIS

a pineapple eating poop making machine, what a spumpy kid jack garris is ;p love that for u honey boo boo.

jack garris is a pile of shit

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

spumpy

my life

you look spumpy

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

mum

a flower, or as i like to say... A WORD THAT LOOKS LIKE ITS WRITTEN IN BRITISH! LIKE : WHOS A GOOD BOY? : YOUR MUM! AHAHAHAHAHAHA DEAD ASS A BRITISH WORD RIGHT HERE. LUV THAT 4 ME. peace out gorl scoutitties.

mum is good

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019