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spumptious 

spumptious (spump shus) ADJECTIVE. To be sexy and delicious. From “scrumptious” and “pump.”
Randy- Damn, that girl gots more curves than Indy 500.

Ron- She's a great fuck, too.

Randy- How would you know?

Ron- I dated her. That's Lisa.

Randy- Damn. I'd like to bite her on the ass and be dragged to death. Why'd you ever break up with a woman that hot?

Ron- I musta lost my mind. Sweetest lady I ever knew. She is spumptious.

Randy- Think she'd go out with me?

Ron- Not a chance.

Randy- Why?

Ron- 'Cuz you're a friend of mine.

Randy- Not anymore we're not, you asshole! Hey! Lisa! Wait up!
spumptious by Maxhole June 24, 2009
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scrumptious 

adj. - used to describe a something that is good enough to eat or indulge in.
Oh my look at the dude, he is scrumptious!

My mama's pound cake is scrumptious!
scrumptious by Babygurl May 5, 2005

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Jack : OMG! Guess who’s the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me?
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!

scrumptious 

She sure knows how to make a scrumptious stack of pancakes.
scrumptious by Light Joker April 25, 2006

scrumptious 

when some one looks soooooooooo hot that you would just want eat them like
don't i just look so fucking scrumptious today

scrumptious pussy 

Using the words scrumptious pussy is the best way to get a girl.

They will love you complimenting your pussy and saying its worth being eaten.
Damnnnn girl you got a scrumptious pussy, mind if I try some?
scrumptious pussy by Stoopid One January 15, 2021

scrumptious 

when someone is just so hot you just wanna smash
Dammmmnnn Becky is so scrumptious