spumptious

spumptious (spump shus) ADJECTIVE. To be sexy and delicious. From “scrumptious” and “pump.”

Randy- Damn, that girl gots more curves than Indy 500.

Ron- She's a great fuck, too.

Randy- How would you know?

Ron- I dated her. That's Lisa.

Randy- Damn. I'd like to bite her on the ass and be dragged to death. Why'd you ever break up with a woman that hot?

Ron- I musta lost my mind. Sweetest lady I ever knew. She is spumptious.

Randy- Think she'd go out with me?

Ron- Not a chance.

Randy- Why?

Ron- 'Cuz you're a friend of mine.

Randy- Not anymore we're not, you asshole! Hey! Lisa! Wait up!

by Maxhole June 24, 2009

scrumptious

adj. - used to describe a something that is good enough to eat or indulge in.

Oh my look at the dude, he is scrumptious!

My mama's pound cake is scrumptious!

by Babygurl May 5, 2005

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Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!

by ghostngoose February 3, 2022

scrumptious

1. excellent

2. delicious

She sure knows how to make a scrumptious stack of pancakes.

by Light Joker April 25, 2006

scrumptious

when some one looks soooooooooo hot that you would just want eat them like

don't i just look so fucking scrumptious today

by imsoooooscrumptious June 1, 2018

scrumptious pussy

Using the words scrumptious pussy is the best way to get a girl.

They will love you complimenting your pussy and saying its worth being eaten.

Damnnnn girl you got a scrumptious pussy, mind if I try some?

by Stoopid One January 15, 2021

scrumptious

when someone is just so hot you just wanna smash

Dammmmnnn Becky is so scrumptious

by imsoooooscrumptious June 1, 2018