spudage 

someone who is a spud, such as Abbey

Abbey is a spudage

spudage by Random Unknown01 October 25, 2020

spudge 

Pleasuring your own prostate with your thumb

Brendan "I spudged so hard last night, I barfed over the cat"

spudge by Kerrash August 23, 2022

spudge 

To move so slow that you can be compared to a fat man trying to have sex with a jar of peanut butter.

Pull the dick out of you ass, stop spudging, and let's go to the bars.

spudge by Mowy April 25, 2004

spunageed

Adj. A state of mind resulting from smoking too much 'shit' and you are beyond tweakered... Hijacked and not comin' back any time soon... La la land

He's fuckn bogarted the bubble now he's fkn spunageed taking the washing machine apart thinking he's fixing the damn thing... Tweakers times ten ahahah

spunageed by Septflwr26 September 1, 2020

Spudge 

Verb; To administer a painful blow which consequently causes a shart or defecation.

What is the problem Jon?
Well Mr. Heiner, I was spudged before class.
Oh no. Go to the nurse and get the emergency pants.

Spudge by Designer Nigloo's January 21, 2011

Spudge 

Poop stain. Shart.

Jimmy's mother carefully loaded the washer, being sure not to touch the spudge in her son's shorts.

Spudge by surfdturf4u August 11, 2009

Spudgender

When you feel as if starch runs through your veins and soil makes you feel comforting.

I like burying myself in mulch and feel myself sprout, it's how I get in contact with my spudgender.

Spudgender by memux March 12, 2019