memux's definitions

Spudgender

When you feel as if starch runs through your veins and soil makes you feel comforting.

I like burying myself in mulch and feel myself sprout, it's how I get in contact with my spudgender.

by memux March 12, 2019

Lavatop

1. When your partner has acid reflux while performing oral sex & the flaming hot expulsion erodes the head of the penis

"What's wrong, Jonah?"
"Oh, man, my dick still burns from the lavatop Hannah gave me the other day."

by memux December 7, 2018