Spudge

Poop stain. Shart.

Jimmy's mother carefully loaded the washer, being sure not to touch the spudge in her son's shorts.

by surfdturf4u August 11, 2009

Crypticism

the act of passing judgment as to how cryptic someone is being.

Jack's creativity in chatting often met with crypticism from those who read it.

by surfdturf4u November 15, 2011

heavitory

Requiring great effort or strain.

The threesome had wild, heavitory sex for hours on end.

by surfdturf4u October 21, 2009