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Pleasuring 

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really bro, you pleasuring?
Pleasuring by .). June 20, 2023

Pleasuring Ones Self 

1.To bring or create great joy or feeling to ones-self.
2.To use masturbatory actions to Bring self release
1."Pleasuring Ones Self to much can be dangerous"

2."Masturbating"
Pleasuring Ones Self by Stev3.13 January 13, 2009

Pleasuring away 

It's you and your mind on vacation. Simply existing. Without any worries.
Oh sorry I didn't get back to you earlier, we were pleasuring away at the beach.
Pleasuring away by Sweetcherrylady September 25, 2023

self-pleasuring hybrid 

A self-charging hybrid, an invention of the automotive industry to fool wannabe greens that they are making a difference to climate change
Rex thought his new car was a game-changer, when it was simply a gas powered self-pleasuring hybrid
self-pleasuring hybrid by Limbic Candy September 15, 2020

self pleasuring

masturbating oneself
the headmaster shouted "KEVIN! ARE YOU SELF PLEASURING YOURSELF AT THE BACK THERE!"
"no sir" kevin replied meekly " i'm just wanking.
self pleasuring by theWestHamfan December 9, 2003

T-9 Pleasuring 

The act of acting out sex by sending text messages back and forth.
Yeah, me and Nancy were T-9 Pleasuring all night!
T-9 Pleasuring by Gbakos May 5, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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