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The proper term for athletic events, for people who hate athletic events.
Ugh what sprots are happening today?
by whoneedspants June 13, 2013
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The Ancient art of combining Sport, alcohol, various objects, food/extreme sports and idiots with too much time on their hands...This makes the most stupid and crazy sprots imaginable.
Combining Soccer with Vodka, Ride on lawnmowers, paintball bazookas and various assorted rodents.

This makes "Death Badger Soccer on Wheels!!" in one awesome Sprot!!

Make your own sports, its really very fun indeed.
by Shadowheart May 12, 2008
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The Ancient art of combining Sport, alcohol, various objects, food/extreme sports and idiots with too much time on their hands...This makes the most stupid and crazy sprots imaginable.
Combining Soccer with Vodka, Ride on lawnmowers, paintball bazookas and various assorted rodents.

This makes "Death Badger Soccer on Wheels!!" in one awesome Sprot!!

Make your own sprots, its really very fun indeed...but its your own fault if you get hurt.
by Shadowheart May 12, 2008
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Onomatopoeic noun or verb.

Noun: Noise produced when defecating. A mixture of fart and excrements coming out. It can be used for farts only.

Verb: To take a loud dump
Noun: The day after I eat Indian, my sprots are really loud.

Verb: Omg, I need to sprot now.
by The Italian Nose April 04, 2011
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A bastardization of "Sports", and every written (and unwritten) rule regarding them.
After putting a still-rolling golf ball during the 2018 US Open, Phil immediately became a sprots legend.
by DicmanHicman June 17, 2018
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Phranque: look at that fat chinless mexican hoe over their!

Crayonyul: oh that's just that sprot Rayelene!
by sprot master July 03, 2015
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