Patrick Marsalek

The perfect guy. Massive dick. Great with the ladies. Best athlete in the world

Brett: Damn my girl was snathced
Bob: By who?!
Brett: Patrick Marsalek
Bob: Damn dawg you better back off

by PGPFPGPGPGPG January 14, 2019

Jacob Fowler

Autistic Kid who is really short and has an obsession with Matt from Wii sports, Jimmy Neutron and Shrek

Jacob Fowler: Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Quinn: THAT'S what you beat off to

by PGPFPGPGPGPG February 26, 2019

matt from wii sports

The ultimate being, will riggity reck anything that opposes it

Matt from wii sports: fuck you
shrek:dies

by PGPFPGPGPGPG February 26, 2019