Jacob Fowler

Autistic Kid who is really short and has an obsession with Matt from Wii sports, Jimmy Neutron and Shrek

Jacob Fowler: Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Quinn: THAT'S what you beat off to

by PGPFPGPGPGPG February 26, 2019

Patrick Marsalek

The perfect guy. Massive dick. Great with the ladies. Best athlete in the world

Brett: Damn my girl was snathced
Bob: By who?!
Brett: Patrick Marsalek
Bob: Damn dawg you better back off

by PGPFPGPGPGPG January 14, 2019

matt from wii sports

The ultimate being, will riggity reck anything that opposes it

Matt from wii sports: fuck you
shrek:dies

by PGPFPGPGPGPG February 26, 2019