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Nathan Peterman

When you think of this of this man, a few things will come to mind. Legendary ineptitude, interceptions, terrible, "why is this guy in the league?" Honestly, I could go on but that would be insulting the power of this proud meme.

Nathan Peterman has thrown 5 interceptions today. What an achievement!

by Bonehead5000 April 24, 2020

Boomer alert

Something to say when Andy comes, but instead you say,"Boomer's coming," because you want to piss him off.

Boomer's coming! "Boomer alert! Boomer alert! Boomer alert! He's dying someone call the fridge police!"

by Bonehead5000 February 25, 2020

Bonehead5000

Me

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by Bonehead5000 July 11, 2020

N word

Something you can't say if you're white. I am white, that is why I did not type this in. Even though I did, I don't regret it.

My neighbor can say the n word because he is poiple

by Bonehead5000 February 25, 2020

Ballsack

The area of your pants where your balls are flopping from side to side to side.

His ballsack is drenched with water

by Bonehead5000 March 9, 2020

Quarantine

Something that is going on in 2020 due to corona virus. It is keeping people home, filling up the hospitals. If you are reading this in 2020 still, I hope you stay well.

Quarantine has me bored right now.

by Bonehead5000 May 18, 2020

GoGuardian

The crappiest piece of shit ever. Just another excuse for teachers to ruin your hopes and dreams even more. If your teachers find goguardian, smash your device.

Goguardian danger if you see it on your device, run.

by Bonehead5000 February 25, 2020