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sprinted 

When a cell carrier holds your phone hostage because of a "Financial Eligibility Check" under the guise of "protecting" you, in case your phone was stolen. This makes it impossible to bring your phone to a new carrier until you pay off any outstanding charges. This brings you into a cycle of owing them into perpetuity if you wish to port your phone number AND device. If you buy a new phone, you lose the number. If you port the number, you can't use the phone for at least 30 days, even if there's no outstanding balances.
Yo, I ported my cell number, but the new carrier says I can't use my phone because of a Financial Eligibility Check. WTF?

Sucks.

What'll I do now?

Buy a new phone. You got sprinted, brah.
sprinted by TheDarkTaoEr March 19, 2017

Squinched 

According to Solar Opposites S01E01 according to Urban Dictionary to have been squinched means to have been cut loose
OMG Vanbo we've been squinched!
Squinched by Inzaen April 4, 2021

spinched 

"Spinched" means to get high.
" You Spinched bro?"
spinched by S Place October 19, 2011

scrunched 

When you feel upset, angry, or confused af.
Friend 1: Man, that teacher makes me feel scrunched
Friend 2: Dude me too
scrunched by jordynday_ November 23, 2016

Sprinted 

The act of a business terminating service to a customer, unlike traditional service terminations for non-payment, being Sprinted usually is more due to a customer being high maintenance and/or expectation.
He just got sprinted by his bank since he protested the monthly fees in his account a few months in a row.
Sprinted by Piranha August 5, 2007

Springheel Jacking 

Verb - jumping over buildings and setting people on fire. The act of being a Springheel Jack.
Oh my lord....THERE'S a guy jumping off the roof with a woman on FIYA! . He's springheel jacking!! LOL ^_^