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it is very bitchy asshole who's name is usually "Jacob" and he's the biggest fucking liar you will ever meet in your entire life, he's such a manwhore, he cheats on everybody, he's tends to usually have about 5 girlfriends/boyfriends at once, and is suspected to be gay by many, he is thought to be in a secret gay relationship with his soulmate "Jeremy"
Sprinkledick cheated on his third girlfriend today, what an asshole.
by OneLessChromosome May 22, 2014
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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"I got high and when I woke up I could have sworn I saw a sprinkle dick" iak said
by Lexuality_00 August 26, 2017
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