Sprinkledick 

it is very bitchy asshole who's name is usually "Jacob" and he's the biggest fucking liar you will ever meet in your entire life, he's such a manwhore, he cheats on everybody, he's tends to usually have about 5 girlfriends/boyfriends at once, and is suspected to be gay by many, he is thought to be in a secret gay relationship with his soulmate "Jeremy"

Sprinkledick cheated on his third girlfriend today, what an asshole.

Sprinkledick by OneLessChromosome May 23, 2014

Spindledick

1.) A rather non-impressive specimen of the male genitals. Not at all well-endowed. A needle dick, wee willie winky.

2.)A pathetic man, who attempts to compensate for his tiny penis by degrading others.

3.) Expletive.

I hear that her ex-husband was a real spindledick!

What a !@#@# spindledick!

The neighbor across the street is having an affair with her spindledick of a husband.

Spindledick by Tiny Eyes July 30, 2008

Sprinkle dick

Andrew's very small penis

"I got high and when I woke up I could have sworn I saw a sprinkle dick" iak said

Sprinkle dick by Lexuality_00 August 26, 2017

Splinkledink

Is the feeling when you’re so disappointed, that you can’t even be disappointed anymore.

I'm having such a splinkledink moment right now, ever since my wife fucked Jerome. I thought she really loved me. God I'm disappointed.

Splinkledink by idiotmonkeyman May 15, 2022